Those Could Poke An Eye Out

This just in....tragedy struck the Portage Park BBQ. The victim appears to be a perky female with no head and moon boots. The canopy in the background also appears to have been destroyed possibly by the struggle. FBI Special Agent Margo is on the scene. She's seen so many crime scenes in her life and you can tell by the look on her face that this was a particularly morbid crime. Either that or she is wondering what happened to her candy stash and why her new best friend Carey is running through the sprinklers without her bathing suit.