Ronald Is The Messiah For Kids

These are my youngest nieces Amanda and Lauren. I like to call them Splamanda and Lizzie. They like to call me "*sniff*sniff* Where's my mommy? *sniff*sniff*". We are at the restaurant that kids can spot from miles away and start yelling "I want fries!" Good thing there isn't one on every corner. Damn Logos.

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So I was on my way home to Missouri and it was really late and I was very tired. I stopped at a rest stop and I went to use the payphone (old crap cell phone) to call my mom and give her an update. Mid dial I thought I pressed 2 instead of 3. Then I did it again. On the third time dialing I was really mad at myself and I paid close attention and finally noticed that the 3 button said 2. Camera time!

Prime Location

Here is the view you get from Mari's sister Betty's front door during the summer. I have been told that he lays out there all day and has been for many, many years. I wish I could have zoomed in for you to see his wrinkly leatherish skin that he feels the need to tan. I'm sure that would include a very special crotch shot also. They are planning on moving and I'm sure that he will be missed.

I Don't Know

Someone seems really happy. I always wonder what is going through her mind in this picture. Is she thinking about this being on her plate later? Is the glass vibrating and she has the rest of her body pressed against it? Is she giving the camera one last smile before she shoves it down my throat?