Who Is She Kidding?

We thought that we were all playing a joke on Sibyl, but my mom reversed it and later it turned out to be a joke on us because when Sibyl finally received her shirt it was red and stood out. We all know that deep down my mom only wanted to give the shirt to me though. I am the baby and the automatic favorite.

Lock And Load

Spending the holidays in a house with nine nieces and nephews for several years I have learned that when a "fake sleeping" camp has appeared... leave them alone! Enjoy the quiet and just stand there so they have to keep pretending. However, if you are heading out the door....get out your water gun.

Gangstas 'R' Us

Fear us! Don't let the smiles fool you. We are hard! Just ask the lady that works the night shift at the gas station. We use the pay phone like we own it! That's right, you can't use it until we're done! The line goes Amy, Arika, April, Michelle and then me bitches!

Ribs For Breakfast

Weeee! Mari's birthday! Complete with ribs and a glance into our future as senior citizens. Holli seems to be interested in the conversation, but Andrea and Jeri are certainly thinking hard about the concept of play dough. My opinion is that is tastes a bit sweeter than silly putty, but sticks in your teeth more.

Then I Climbed The Fence

This is Tony, Vinny, Little Danny and Donnie. If you want to go walking around in the pasture, you need to talk to them first. If you want to get a nice drink of water out of the creek, you need to talk to them first. Bring them some hay as a brotherly gesture and they'll think about it.

The Baptist

My mom's side of the family seems to be the drinkers. Here are some of them drinking wine and champagne down to the bottom of their plastic cups only to turn around and fill them back up to the top again. In reality though I assume that's how you get along during the holidays in the first place.

Horsies Are The Best

Malia braved the cold and the crazies passing out pamphlets to get some shots of the city. Nicole was braving the crowd inside Old Navy. We also ran around the library talking at full volume on each floor. I went straight to the magazines.

It Really Was Her

This is possibly the most normal picture taken during this trip to the Twisted Spoke. Miss Catherine was extremely entertaining for us. Carey and Alyna are only reacting to her stumbling and fist fight with an innocent chair as she went on her long journey to find her coat.

Just A Few More

Notice Mari's hand on the wall for balance as us drunkards went from the closed bar to the open bar at the other end of the Kalahari. A designer had us in mind and did not include any actual sleeping rooms in the hall between the two bars. He did however leave plenty of room for Nicole's cart wheels.