Reel Them In

Home, home on the range, where Mari wants the cows to keep their space. It's funny at first, but as they get close, my girl runs far away. They were hot, we were hot and Betty found a nest of nasty bugs. Other than that, my pork steak was deeeeelicious!

No Wilting, Just Browning

Mari woke up super early and worked for hours making this fruit bouquet for her mommy while I tried to sleep off a hangover. Although I have been known to dine on flowers, this was a bit tastier. Give an orange a hug. They didn't make the cut due to ugliness.

Seriously, What?

Who the hell is this cocky, beer chugging, bad ass rocker? If I had not been there, I would not believe you. Not only have there been multiple Molly sightings lately, but who would have guessed this? Something very strange is going on in the universe and I am one scared little girl.

I Want Turkey

The Chicago Force + Mari + some random 12 year olds = Mari kicking a super sweet dead on field goal during halftime winning a free submarine sandwich and a drink, yes that's and a drink, from Hero's submarine shop across the street. You can also add another t-shirt to Mari's collection.

I'm Short

The bean has shown me the light. I can now include myself in pictures that I take without twisting my arm up like a pretzel. Mmmmmmmmmm pretzels. I like it when they sell the little ends that get cut off of the pretzel.

Whoops, Not Lolla

Can you find the lost drunken Cubs fan? He's a very happy fella. I missed the photo op when Drex was interviewing Mari because I was looking around for Mel. I did however find the Irish American crowd and gave my shout out. No Aussies were found.