Bigger Gift Next Year

Eva finally made it to twenty one. I thought that she was holding the knife army style, but then I was directed to a history of photos of Eva on her birthday slicing her cake and this one is not scary at all compared to the others. They were also taken waaay before she joined the army, so maybe she didn't actually need much training in the attacking part of boot camp. Although she might read this, so umm Happy Birthday Eva and you have on a very lovely shirt. Take some nice deep breaths and remember all of the nice things that I have done for you.

Like A Dream

It's like looking at Mount Rushmore. Chucky, flamingo rider, Axl Rose (package included) and 80's workout lady. To be in the same room with these 4 greats is an absolute honor. I cried all night due to being so overwhelmed. I wish all of you Hulkamaniacs were with me.

White Sox....

ARE THE CHAMPS BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Paradise

Allison and Kim always take me to the nicest places to eat. Well, the kitchen was closed when we got there, but a liquid dinner works just fine at a swanky place like this. For the newbies to the place.....don't use the outside toilet. No matter how tempting it is...don't even open the door.

Move It!

I was working on getting a nice shot of the fall colored trees around my parent's farm, but this cat kept jumping into the picture one way or another. At one point it was on my back. It hurt like hell, but I was finally able to get some pictures. What side does moss grow on again?

Hut, Hut, IHOP

Merry Death in all their glory.....waiting for a table so that they can stuff themselves with pumpkin pancakes until they get too drowsy to even drive home. Then it's coffee all around and another stack of the most delicious pancakes ever created. Mmmm......pumpkin.

In Case Of Confusion...

It's my fucking birthday! I'm the one with the party hat. That makes me the birthday girl. Now sign my boobs like any good friend would do, get me another drink and then run around the place taking pictures down everyone's shirts. Don't make me shove you into the sink.

Then Came Mold

After hours and hours and hours of carving pumpkins......we finally got this result. I did the one that you like the most. If you are trying to decide between your two favorites....I did both of them. Naturally it is completely possible that I did all of them...without a stencil. Do you have any evidence to prove that I didn't?

Left Then Right Then Right Again

Darkness, corn, maps, wisconsin, lost, smores.....it's the world's largest corn maze!!! Did we complete it? No! Could we have if we spent a couple more hours in there? Yes! Does nine miles seem like twenty inside a maze? Absolutely! Should you use sparklers inside it? No!