Picnic

You can actually see Amy's brain realizing that it's not a Chicago pride parade, but a pride parade in Chicago. The poor thing spent so many hours on her "GO CHICAGO" poster. She did score a ton of condoms though being by all of us ladies and "those are too small" Patrick.

Tilt And Hurl

Some kid lost his dinner after the tilt a whirl. His carnival ride career is over. This is one of my favorites. You have to watch the carts while in line to find the best one and then sprint over to it. My life dream is to dine on a chili dog while it's in full spin. It's the little things.

Nice

It was intended for her mom, but temptation got the best of Mari and then we played stay away from me you're going to get in trouble. We also played I can walk faster and I can weave in and out of the aisles better. If the cart came with an xbox and a big screen....we'd still be in the store.

Hello Lover

All of Nicole's friends couldn't go, so she finally offered me the other ticket. We watched part of the show at ceiling level. Then enter Molly and enter super nice seats. Madonna is a bit clingy though. I should just change my cell number.

BFF

Do you know where the neareat liquor store is? Tweet, tweet. The girl drinking from the baby bottle? That's Amy. Tweet, tweet. No, she doesn't drive. Tweet, tweet. Yay, she's available. Tweet, tweet. Hahahahaha you are funny. You should come and hang out with us. Tweet, tweet. Cool!