Snow Porn

There's plenty of snow and plenty of room for Mari to add some more boobs. Boobs, boobs, boobs!!! Make the snow lady fall over! Make nips the length of a football field! Then we'll make her real. Real! Muuuwaaaahahahaha!

Napkins Use #258

The people at the table next to us didn't have a camera, so I took a picture for them. To make their lives even easier and less complicated we made them a sign. Possibly they were watching the tv behind us, but there's nothing wrong with too much information.

Obviously Catholic

Oh holy niiiiiiiiiiiiiight!
The staaaars are briiiiiiiightly shiiiiiiiiiining
It is the niiiiight of the dear Savior's birrrrrrrrrrrrth! Long lay the something in blah, ba, blah, ba, ba, blah. Something, something yada, do, do, do, doooooooo. Who cares? Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall on your knees Oh hear the angel voices alkgaih oompa loompa gawjkjv ihsfiogh something hf ab oihih blaAAAAAAAH

3...2...who used tape?

Beware of balloon drops. After years of tracking the drop, I finally caught this picture of it in it's natural habitat attacking buzzed party goers. I removed the sofa sleeper from a couch and hid inside it for five days. I lived as a drop. I became the drop. I beat the drop.