The Day Before

Look! It's mobile Nicole! No air cast. No crutches. Two shoes! No batteries included. Three day warranty. If you were to phototshop some crutches in there and make her ankle swollen and black, you could view her as the day after model.

And They're Off

Yolanda is supposedly the slowest turtle, but when she was racing for me, she busted out of the gate and went sprinting to secure a third place victory. I was proud. I shed several tears. I want a damn shirt. Stupid slow turtle.

Sweet!

We're still not sure who's fault it was that Abby's finger ended up in the door jam while it was being shut, but I would like to point out that in her other hand is a broken bottle from earlier in the evening. I don't know how that happened either. I think that would hold up in court.

Hos Over Bros

Yay, I don't know why I let Roni borrow my shades either. The shades that I might have stolen from Alyna. I'm still not sure about that, but I am sure that these are my bitches! I'll give you a little bit of play, but watch yourself 'cause I will kick your ass! Buy me a drink player.

P H I L I P

Plowing, planting that what he do.
Ass crack showing, he's my momma's boo.
That man already has a metal knee.
You can figure out where he goes pee.
Hey maaaan that's a nice shirt.
Look closer it's 5 layers of dirt.

No Posted Speed Limit

When you are lazy, you have to make your own roads when you are taking your father some lunch. I had lots of dirt and cow doo doo on my car to bring back, but it rained and I didn't get to scrap it off and throw it at Nicole to get even for her mud slinging. Boo!

They Slept Through It

This poor little limb was twisted a bit. It's what you'll find laying around after a tornado goes past your parent's house. That and huge trees. Roots and dirt still attached with no sight of a hole for it to fit in. My parent's comment "well it sounded a little windy outside."