Oh Guard.....

I'm sure that not all of the decorations for this party were taken from the supply closet at her place of employment, but Margo had an awesome B-day party. I think everyone has a story that starts out "I was walking home from the party wearing my prison shirt and". My shirt hangs proudly in the laundry room and I use it as sort of a "in the dog house" punishment when Mari forgets to do any of her chores. The complimentary hand cuffs work great too and as I tie her down........

Life Sentence

Can you play beer pong in prison? That's the only thing that keeps Nicole and Lauren on the straight and narrow. You can't have beer? They are probably loosing to me in the championship game during this picture. Hey, we all perceive things differently. The hood seems to be trying to decide which one is going to be her next bitch.

Brilliant

So, I'm not use to being in the actual picture. This was our first picture together and I, the photographer had just finished zooming in during another shot. I was too excited about this picture to think about what I was doing. I think it is classic though.

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We went snorkeling and there was a ton of fish. The water was so clear and the fish were so colorful. Being the intelligent person that I am.........I stuck my hand out to a fish and it bit my finger. I freaked out and was yelling "aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh" through my snorkel and the water and I was thrashing around trying to get out of the area. Mari turned around and only caught my reaction and she thought that we were in major trouble. I'm sure that she was prepared to jet out of there. My attacker was about the size of a kiddie fry bag from McDonald's.

Bad Parking Spot

Mari had me trudge up this hill with promises of a really cool bird park where you can feed the birds and they land on you and there is a nice view of the ocean and it's lots of fun, blah, blah, blah. Well, we'll see about that. All of those lies and she took me across the street to a really crappy art place where I could have spent days in too. Thanks for the horrible vacation fun sucker!