Diet Plan

Did anyone else notice this on the way home? Maybe sometime I will make it inside to check out the "crazy stuff". I will most likely skip on the grub though. Mari spilled her crunch and munch (the thing she loves more than life) when I asked her to take this picture. Sorry about that, but art can be cruel.

In Memory

Oh, my dear beloveds, how I missed you so. You missed all the unexplained bruising, food dusted in dirt, strategic cow pile placement, catching the same fish over and over, the sun, the rain, the sun, the rain, Jack humping Mabel for hours, duct taping tents, waking up at 7 in the morning, fireworks coming towards us, damp sleeping bags, people being walked to their tents, wondering what the noises were, gathering fire wood and then not being able to break it to fit the pit, finding a nice spot to pee without standing in other pee, not showering for days and eating crunchy cheese burgers.

Return Your Bucket

I must say, sir Jason, that was a mighty nice swing. Michelle is a lucky lady (besides that part where she busted her ass at work for months to get a project done and the weekend that it is to be presented, she is stuck in the hospital getting her appendix taken out). Really though sir, nice swing. It didn't happen to go all the way out to the red like mine, did it? Maybe one of the fish that were getting a foot verticle out of the water intercepted it. Poor, poor Mari, she finally broke down and gave me a sport. I don't want golf though. I decline your pity offer! Happy birthday anyway Jason.

What game?

Kim and Sharon are paying attention to me while Ann and CC are watching the Fire and the Metroducks kick the ball around in a 98% empty Soldier Field. When I came out of the bathroom, some lady asked me if I needed a ticket. Umm ...hmm ...I'm already in the venue and it doesn't seem to be sold out either...so...no.

Mama's Day

I don't know what's up with the tropical theme either, but the food was good so whatever. Eva is wearing outfit number four for the day and Mari is putting a tight claim on her mom Maria as little sis approaches. Maria seems to be the camera ham in the family. I can snap family pictures while shoveling a plate of rice and chicken into my mouth.