Biggin

Who wants to be a trophy? I do!! I do!! Everyone should get this much sweet lovin' at least once in their life. The Masterbatters were able to get their finger and lip prints all over the trophy before we even got off the stage. You don't even want to know what was going on with that trophy after a few drinks.

I'm Going With Pulled

My to do list is out of control. It's not that it is large....it's just that I can't remember what's suppose to be on it. I've been forgetting a lot of things and just plain missing out on the observation of lots of things. I did witness a drug deal in my driveway when I got home the other night. That was nice. You can't go wrong with delivery. I did dance around the room with Nicole to New Kids On The Block hits while Mari starred in disgust. To my delight, the songs are still playing in my head. Please don't go giiirrrrllllll... Other than that, I miss out.

Pretty Pants

Merry Death won the first football game that we participated in. The other team only completed one pass. It was fun and I'm sure we are all sore. Except me. I'm no old lady. I can take the hits. My mobility is fine. I'm not afraid to get up out of my chair and leaning on my elbow doesn't sting at all.

Half Time = Skewed History

I survived the crazies in the parking lot that had been camped out and drinking all morning and I survived them when we came out. I handled the hot sun during the whole game and I never once yelled at the lady behind us to shut the fuck up, but my eyes are still giving everything around me an orange tint.

The 8 Feet Is Paid For

Yet another cramped space for a young adult's mind to grow. Notice Laura's strategic placement of open books on her bed when we came to visit. The frig was clear of alcohol and there was no evidence of sexual activity. Either she had plenty of notice or this college is misguided.

I've Got $5 On 10 Minutes

The bird house was the first place we stopped and we already lost my mom, who wanted to go to the zoo for her birthday. Her sister is smart enough to keep up. Maybe that's what everyone is looking at. "Let's just see how long it takes mom to get out of that pond."

Suckas

That's right bitches. Brett figured out this game and now I have the knowledge. Mmwwwaaaahahahaha!! Red wins! Red wins! I keep seeing that on my screen everytime that I play. Keep trying my little darlings. Keep trying. Who's next Mari or Mary? Tick, tock.